Eight Years Ago Today

It’s crazy. Has it really been eight years?

Eight years ago today, well it was really eight years ago this evening, I plopped my oversized self down on one knee and asked the love of my life a simple question. You know, that question.

After all this time a big part of me is still pretty stunned that she said yes.

Happy 8th Proposalversary to the love of my life, Jen. Today I love you more than ever.

Big Day

Today was important for two reasons. First, it is my step daughter’s 15th birthday. Everyone wish her a happy birthday! Happy Birthday! WOOOHOO

Second, it was also her high school chorus’ Spring Concert. She had solos up the wazoo! She was wonderful! (the other students were good too, but she was the best by far, says her non-bias step father)

Today was a good day.

And I took tomorrow off, so that’s good too! Except that my plan for the day is cleaning the hell out of the yard and the house.

Dude Bros

I just went out to pick up some take out for dinner.  There were two middle aged bros smokin’ butts outside while also admiring one of their cars.  A big Hummer.  Oh yeah, they were diggin’ how it had red running lights along the bottom, but the bro who owned the Hummer said he needed new rims.  I guess the rims he had weren’t ass kickin’ enough.

Cool, dude bros.  So cool.  I wanted to ask how many gallons to the mile the bitchin’ Hummer got but I was afraid the answer would reduce my IQ by half.

Doooooooode.