When the garage is used as a garage it usually means one of two things. Either we are going on vacation, or there are a ton of people coming over our house.

We are not going on vacation.

We as a society need to have Jimmy Fallon neutered right now.  Right now.

The risk to the gene pool is just too great.

We can’t have him going around making more of himself.

We need to put a stop to this plague before it starts.

Happy Thanksgiving to all of my US friends. If you are not from the US then do us a favor and have an extra good day. Maybe an extra hug for each of your loved ones to let them know how thankful you are to have them around. Lets all get in the spirit of the holidays on this the last day before Christmas ruins everything.

Here’s a goofy anecdote to start your day…

Last night at the dinner table I mentioned how tired I was. A few minutes later we were on a new topic and I tried to use the phrase, Freudian slip. Instead I said Freudian sleep.

I actually made a Freudian slip while saying the words Freudian slip.

Crazy, huh?

Happy Thanksgiving!

Strange. This is one of the oldest pictures on my Flickr account and it got a ton of views yesterday without me cheating at all.

Weird, huh?

My drive to work is about to get a lot slower.

Bowl, formerly known as the popcorn bowl.

Do you remember what you were doing on the 19th of December in the year 2003?

I do.

I was playing at J. Rags in Tewksbury.

Ive been to Wisconsin three times, but I had never been inside a silo until today! My wife and I went to the local turkey farm to get Thanksgiving dinner so I got to share the experience with her.

I want that one!

What were you doing on the night Pedro Martinez grabbed Don Zimmer by his bald head and threw him to the ground?

I was playing at Burgundy’s Billiard Room in Derry New Hampshire.