What do you think…

If I went to a guitar center and traded in my 2000 Fender American Stratocaster, my on-its-last-legs 1979 Gibson ES-335 Pro, and maybe a couple of boutique fuzz and overdrive pedals, I could get myself a newish Gibson ES-335?

Probably not.  Those suckers are expensive.

My step son and I joined the Marvel Unlimited service the other day so that we can pass the time waiting for Avengers 4 by reading a billion and one comic books. I started with the series that Infinity War is based on. In book two a tidal wave hits New Jersey and it actually made me smile.

Why?

I just said something to myself that I’ve never said before. I’ve never even imagined I was capable of saying anything like it.

I said:

My lawn looks awesome. My lawn kicks ass.

She should know by now that if she sits on my phone I can’t take her picture. You’d think this was her first rodeo or something.

Just making dinner.

We all just got emergency alerts stating that we are in a flash flood zone until 3PM.

Yup, looks like it’s good to be on the sixth floor.

After surviving a week at Disney World that required my out of shape ass to walk 10000000 miles a day, I find myself getting the bug to go on short hikes in the White Mountains of New Hampshire. Also, after taking a few hundred pictures at Disney World I find I have the bug to find interesting things to (poorly) photograph.

I wonder if my wife and step kids would be interested in going waterfall hunting as weekend day trips this summer?