Two things.

I just went on a Dunkin Donuts run to get my wife some breakfast. As I drove toward the end of our street I saw a big pick up truck blocking the road. It looked as though he was driving down the street that runs perpendicular to ours and pulled over, but in doing so he blocked my entire road. The passenger door was open and there was a guy standing by it facing into the truck. I figured the driver pulled over to talk to this guy. No one heard me coming so I beep beeped politely. The guy in the passenger door turned around and looked at me like I was a total asshole. He paused and then slowly started walking toward the back of the truck. At one point he looked at me and said, “You could go around,” meaning go around to the left, into the on coming traffic. Well actually I couldn’t because his truck was so ridiculously big it was taking up both lanes of my road. Slowly he continues to walk around the truck and it became apparent that he was the driver. He pulled over, blocked an entire road that has what, 30 houses on it, got out of the car and walked over to the passenger side. Why? Who does that? Every 16 year old with a learners permit knows that you never block a road or a driveway when you pull over. If the truck was dead that would be one thing, but even then there is this thing called momentum… just roll off the road before you stop.

I… I just don’t… who does that??

The second thing was just cute in a first world problems kinda way. The car in front of me at the Dunkin Donuts drive through was a Cadillac… with a donut on one of the back wheels.

A Cadillac… with a dounut… in the donut shop drive through.

Classic. Just… classic.