Ugliest Thing Ever

I saw what might be the ugliest thing I’ve ever seen.

It was during this morning’s drive in to work.

It was a Tesla cybertruck. It was not silver/chrome colored like all of the uggo’s I had seen before. It was worse. It was this awful orange/rust/blood filled vomit color. It was heinous.

At first I wished I could have grabbed a photo of it (I was driving and couldn’t pull it off safely) but now? Now I’m glad that I can spare you the horror of its grossness.

You’re welcome, but also… it’s still out there. The ugliest thing on Earth.

Beware.

2 thoughts on “Ugliest Thing Ever

  1. I keep seeing one in town and thinking how much they look like bad futuristic vehicles from bad 1980s scifi movies.

    The first I ever saw was a weird blue. It was definitely better than silver. I look forward to spotting rusty barf red!

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