A week ago Monday I took my mother to the doctor.
Over the weekend we paid a visit to Jen’s mom.
Yesterday I saw Harry and went inside two stores.
Today I’m dealing with a bunch of common cold symptoms. The first hint of illness in about two years.
I took a home Covid-19 test. It came back negative. Kick ass, Covid-free-me.
Two vaccine doses and a booster, you damn well better be Covid free. I got your breakthrough case right here! (Picture me making some sort of rude hand gesture in Covid-19’s general direction)