Morning Story – 21st Century Style

So there I was, laying in bed.  I was still 80-90% asleep.  It was a couple of minutes before 5:00 AM.  The alarm was about to go off, but it wasn’t quite time yet.  I woke up because my nose was itchy.  I reach up to scratch it, looking forward to some sweet relief and also hoping to snag a tiny bit more sleep before the alarm…

…and all I can scratch is the CPAP mask.

Denied.

Damn.