Crash

Twice today I have heard birds fly into the bathroom window.  Twice.  Was it two birds with low bird IQs?  Was it one bird with a really super low bird IQ?  Was it due to the high winds today?  Say the birds were trying to lift up over the house but the wind knocked them down like a fly ball to right field in Fenway Park?

Do the birds that don’t fly into the house make fun of the birds that do?  Science needs to work hard to find answers to these questions.