Brains

I was just in a drug store.  I saw a guy who literally had 50% of his face covered in tattoos. Like… literally.  Half his face.

I could actually feel my IQ dropping by just being in the same building as him.  Like… dude… good luck ever being taken seriously at a job interview.  Hopefully he’s a super rich dude and will never need to try and get a job… because no one is ever hiring someone for an important position when they don’t have the good sense to not tattoo their whole face.

Just saying.