The strangest thing just happened to me. I coughed and sneezed at precisely the same moment. It opened my mind in a way I had never dreamed possible. I achieved a zen like state of total consciousness. Suddenly all things were possible. I could cure all diseases. I could solve all global problems. I could get Donald Trump out of the primary and get Bernie Sanders into the White House.
Then I noticed the huge snot bubble hanging off the end of my nose and the moment ended.
Sorry ’bout that.
Inside the Red Head's Head 