What is it about New Hampshire?
Whenever I get my haircut at an establishment that is based in New Hampshire, I end up looking like I was given a trim by a new hire on the first day at work who is equipped only with a hedge trimmer.
Furthermore, why do I then continue to forget about the New Hampshire haircut connection and go back?
It’s like she only had one eye. Either that or she had two eyes and one was set 50% further into her head than the other. I look… lopsided.