Birthday Party

My brother and sister in law have two children. They were both born in October. Today is their combined birthday bash. My niece is five and my nephew is three. The party is at a gymnastics joint.

We bought them each a present. Hopefully the presents will go over well. Our fingers are crossed.

I have one complaint for those who manufacture and market toys to three year old children. You, oh toy companies, do realize that people very often gift wrap toys to give to children, right? How about you jerks start putting your toys into packages that are actually wrap-able? Is that too much to ask, you pukes faces? My three year old nephew is going to spend the rest of his life laughing at the horrible wrapping job I did on his birthday present. Why is the wrapping job so bad? Because the package you people put it in is not of a geometric shape that is physically capable of being covered in wrapping paper.

You jerks are on my list now.