I went to the theater yesterday to see a musical. Yes, musical theater. When I walked through the door they hooked me up to a machine that removed all of the testosterone from my body.
Since returning home I have been working very hard to restore my manliness. I ate a lot of ground beef for dinner last night. We watched Star Wars Episode III and saw the origin of Darth Vader. Today I drove to the store cranking Black Sabbath with the windows open.
I feel so much better.
Inside the Red Head's Head 