Too Soon

The calendar says it’s August 1st.

No.
Nope.
Uh uh.
No way.
Not happening.

It is way too early in the summer for it to be this late in the summer. We’re less than a month from back to school. No way. I don’t believe it. It’s really like June 1st, not August 1st.

Slow down, time! Would you give us a break and slow down?

Urgh.