When I first moved in with Jen she was a Comcast customer. When we rented our first place together, chez duplex, Comcast did something stupid by us and we dumped them for Verizon. After a while Verizon did something stupid by us and we dumped them for Comcast. When we bought the new house Comcast did something stupid by us and we switched to Verizon. Two weeks ago Verizon did something stupid by us and today we switch to Comcast.
It’s like a long, slow tennis volley. It’s almost like neither player really wants to win at all.