Traffically speaking, the dusting of snow that we barely got today was equal to a two foot blizzard.

It’s 9:10 and I’m only in Concord.

BITE ME!!!

We are still under the weather here, but we both feel a little better today. Let’s hope this trend continues.

Let’s talk about snow again, for just a second.

After hearing for the last few days that the next big storm will hit us Wednesday night into Thursday morning, we got up on this frigid, 10 degree Tuesday to see… What? Why, a coating of fresh snow on the cars.

The weather channel has posted a slippery-snow-covered-morning-commute warning and everything.

All of that, plus the two feet or so of snow that is still on our roof and everywhere else, leads me to one heartfelt conclusion:

Mother Nature can kiss my big fat pasty white ass.

Seriously. You suck, Mother Nature. I’ve never wanted a Spring to get here so badly.

Earlier tonight we were all in the living room, about to play Super Mario Bros. Wii when I heard what sounded like a helicopter flying kinda low. I commented that there was probably an accident out on route 93 somewhere.

After a few seconds it stopped sounding like a helicopter and started sounding like a plane. A low flying plane. A really really ridiculously low flying plane. Low flying enough that when it flew directly over us the entire house shook.

You’d be surprised how stressful that is. Even a few minutes later we were still staring at each other with WTF looks on our faces.

Lets hope that doesn’t happen again, eh?

I’ve been sick since Thursday. Jen is now officially sick too. The kids stayed at Nana and Papa’s last night. I just picked them up and drove them home. In the car my step daughter sneezed.

Uh oh.

Jen and I took a Skype test drive today too. Yet another way we can bug the hell out of each other. Hehe

Being sick blows. Just saying.

***ADDENDUM***

The friggin spell check on my iPhone keeps changing “Jen” to “Ken”. Stupid thing.

There are some new folks at the piano lesson today. I just can’t get over how pretentious and obnoxious people can be.

These two guys practically have neon signs over their heads broadcasting how awesome they think they are.

People piss me off.

Not only did I go to work sick in the snow, but I got stuck working an hour late.

Then when I came home the love of my life was making pancakes.

True Love Always.

It’s snowing today. There was already a couple of inches on the ground when I left for work.

Yesterday it wasn’t snowing, but there was a water main break in a town I don’t go anywhere near on roads I don’t drive on.

Today’s commute was 10 minutes shorter than yesterday’s.

Also, I checked my work email to see if there was any kind of you-can-work-from-home-today messages sent. That was at 7:30am and there were no such messages. When I got to work and opened up my email there was exactly such a message, sent at 7:32am.

I hate when that happens.

After having worked at UPS I feel like a traitor when I use Fed-Ex.

This is hands down the worst commute I’ve ever experienced.