Tag: retail

World Record Pace

I’m dizzy with speed and excitement.

I punched out of work at 5:31. I left the house to go to three stores at 5:40. I went to the UPS store and shipped a return item back to Amazon. I went to Home Depot and picked up an online order. I went to Best Buy and returned a laptop. I was home at 6:15.

Round trip with three store visits in 35 minutes! Holy crap! How did that happen? All three stores were on route 28 in Salem, NH. If I try to do the same trip in December it will take 5.5 hours, at least! Wow!

Sorry everyone, I just had to share this. It’s a traffic/retail miracle.

Clutz

I was just at Best Buy picking up an order. I saw an employee drop someone’s $1600 Nikon Z6 ii. Nothing like smashing someone’s insanely expensive item before they even arrive to pick it up.

He looked at me as soon as he did it with a, “you didn’t see that, did you?” look on his face.

Yeah, skippy, I absolutely saw that.