This Actually Happened

I have always preferred Campbell’s Chicken Noodle Soup for my protesting and rioting. I don’t know about the rest of you, but when I want to fight for basic human rights I always hit the Market Basket first and stock up.

I’m pretty sure that’s what my Great Uncle Jimmy took with him into battle during World War II.

In all seriousness… either our president is a clinical lunatic, or he believes everything he reads and he just happened to see this in The Onion, or something similar. Either way… he’s fucking insane.