Hidden Message

See the cute kitty?

Of course you do, she’s adorable.

Do you see the treadmill in the background? What do you notice about it?

I’m not on it. That’s what you should notice. I’m not on it… again.

Bad Hockey

The Bruins look so bad tonight that Ms Patches can’t stand to look any longer.

We haven’t given Patches catnip in quite a long time. The first video is her first encounter with the magic stuff in ages.

The second video is me being a nerd. It’s a 45 second Spark video complete with music by my old band, Break Even.

I can’t tell if Patches is happy that the christmas decorations are gone, or if she is pissed off about it.

Patches is not impressed with the NHL Winter Classic. Partly because Chicago isn’t losing, but partly because Billy Idol is effin’ awful.

Patches likes to pretend she came here along with Santa’s bag full of presents.

Patches is not impressed.

Patches the kitty is not pleased with the arrival of the Christmas tree. Neither am I. One of the strands of lights just died on us.

Someone’s being quite the annoying little psycho hose beast today.

In the most adorable way.