National Patches Day

Today is one of those fake holidays. Apparently it is National Puppy Day.

Well, I reject your reality and substitute my own. Today is now National Patches Day. Take that, dogs of the Earth!

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That also means that if I use the Hipstamatic app today becomes National HipstaKitty Day.

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Celebrate with me, brothers and sisters!

My Problem with Snow Plows



I’m not bitching here. I appreciate the work that they do, really, but you can see my beef, right?  I didn’t just shovel seven feet of snow off of my driveway.  I also shoveled it off about six feet worth of road too.  Yes they plowed the road, but they never even came close to plowing all of it, and it was like this from the first snowfall on.

I’m really not complaining.  We were able to get out of the house thanks to them.  I will always tip my hat to the plow drivers.  It’s just… Damn it.