Today’s haiku is brought to you by not having any ideas for a haiku.

Nothing comes to mind.
What should today’s topic be?
My mind is a blank.

As is often the case, a bad morning commute can resonate with me for hours and hours. I just can’t get past the annoyance. Hence today’s morning commute haiku which follows so closely after another post bitching about the morning commute.

Sorry.

Why did I listen
To the stupid GPS?
Time lost for all time.

Today’s haiku is brought to you by low blood sugar. My step son is diabetic and we learned all about potential symptoms of low blood sugar from the hospital staff when he was first diagnosed many years ago. Twice in the last week I have had the symptoms of low blood sugar. Hence this haiku…

Is low blood sugar
going to be a thing now?
Carbohydrates, please.

Today’s haiku is brought to you by a Massachusetts Jury Duty notification.

Jury Duty time.
Let’s do our civic duty.
Postponed to next May!

There is a new episode of The Walking Dead tonight. It’s the Daryl Dixon show’s season finale. Can I come up with a haiku inspired by zombies on TV?

Zombies on TV.
Where’d I put my cricket bat?
Bop ’em on the head.

You didn’t think I was going to forget today’s haiku, did you?

No, I did not forget. Today’s hailu comes to you from the land of gastric bypass surgery recovery fun.

My stomach’s a jerk.
Why you gotta be that way?
Can’t you just play nice?

Today’s daily haiku is brought to you by the calendar.

Friday the 13th,
Falling in the spooky month?
Looks like we’re all doomed.

Inspired by last night’s Bruins game. The team is on a pace to win 82 games, and Pasternak is on a pace for 164 goals!

Bruins game one win,
Kicking the season off right.
Stanley Cup, confirmed!

Today’s haiku is inspired by working in the office for the first time since beating Covid.

The CDC says,
I no longer need a mask.
I’m wearing a mask.

Today’s haiku is brought to you by a stressfully busy day at work…

Wouldn’t it be nice
if stressful situations
would spread themselves out?