Today’s haiku is brought to you by the stomach ache that I thought would go away when I had something to eat but did not.

My angry stomach,
Would not be easily fixed.
Call this a bad day.

Today’s haiku is brought to you by this upcoming weekend.

Thanksgiving weekend,
Is my favorite long weekend.
One more day away.

Today’s (theoretically) daily haiku for you is brought to you by sleep.

I’m tired today.
Last night’s sleep was pretty bad.
I could use a nap.

Today’s haiku for you is inspired by a TV show on AppleTV+ that I started watching the other day.

I changed my mind because the haiku I came up with was a smidge spoilery and I didn’t want to ruin a show for anyone, even though it’s been out for over a year. I have to come up with something else. This one is about a show my wife is watching as I sit here typing this.

Golden Bachelor,
Doing the fantasy suites.
Let’s watch old folks screw.

Having some medical imaging done today. Let’s make it today’s haiku for you!

Scheduled MRI.
If I only had a brain.
Check out my noggin.

I have missed a daily haiku for you on weekends before, but yesterday I missed a weekday. Today’s haiku for you is in response…

Yesterday I failed,
to post a haiku for you.
I apologize.

Today’s haiku for you is brought to you by last evening’s doctors appointment.

Well, that sure feels odd.
What’s going on with me now?
Doc says kidney stones.

I forgot to write a haiku for you yesterday. Sorry about that. I better make today’s a good one… though I probably won’t because they are all really dumb.

I am freezing cold.
It’s not even December.
Winter is a prick.

Time to clean the house.
Get it set for Thanksgiving.
The kitchen is done.

Today’s haiku for you is brought to you by two little catnip toys we picked up at the grocery store tonight.

Gave the cats catnip.
They are tripping balls right now.
Crazy stoner cats.