Today’s haiku for you is brought to you by my own little sliver of mental healthcare.

If I cannot play,
My guitar any time soon,
I might lose my shit.

Today’s haiku for you is brought to you by troubleshooting a time sensitive issue at work. Insert frustrated sigh here.

Hoped for some easy.
Not getting much of that now.
This is a weird one.

Today’s haiku for you is brought to you by the reason I took a sick day off work today. I took my father to see his doctor.

Doctors appointment.
Dad was nervous about it.
Ev’rything went well.

The latest haiku for you is brought to you by January 2nd.

At last it’s over.
The Holidays are finished.
Another year down.

A haiku for you in honor of the last day of the year.

Spending New Years Eve,
With a Harry Potter flick.
Goblet of Fire.

2024 is imminent so let’s work the occasion into a haiku for you!

The final work day,
Of two thousand twenty-three,
Is also pay day.

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I spelled out 2023 to force you to say it with the correct number of syllables. Is that cheating? Probably.

Also, I’m thinking about canning the haikus. I’m sure you’ll all be heartbroken if they go away, my fine gentle readers and only friends.

A haiku about the holiday season continuing…….

Time to start making,
Some fun plans for New Year’s Eve.
Maybe just stay home?

My eye feels all sore and swollen. I shall write a haiku about it! Remember haiku for you’s? I haven’t done one in a while.

Why does my eye feel,
Like I have a bad shiner?
Did the cat punch me?

Julia Child.
The series on HBO.
Fucking delightful.

The final work day,
Before xmas comes along.
Still lack the spirit.