Today’s haiku for you is work related, but also unrelated to anything anyone I work with directly has done or needs to do. It’s just an observation that feels somewhat universal to we programming types. No specifics, no spoilers…

Tough to troubleshoot,
Without any tools to use.
Now what do we do?

Today’s haiku for you is brought to you by gastric bypass recovery side effects. You’d think that after a year and almost 11 months I’d have this down, but apparently not today. It was not related to easter in any way, shape, or form though. I promise.

Regurgitation
Is a five syllable word.
It means you’re puking

In the office day.
I miss my wife… and my cats.
I want to go home.

Guess what the theme for today’s haiku for you is. Go on, guess.

Meetings all day long.
Many hours of meetings.
Meetings never end.

A Friday-at-work haiku for you…

So many meetings,
Close out this long seeming week.
Happy Friday, folks.

Today’s haiku for you sort of sums up my day.

Sit down and start lunch,
Get pulled into a meeting.
So much for lunch break.

A frustrating day.
Things not going how I want.
Just want to go home.

The dishwasher lives,
But it needs to be replaced.
It’s kitchen drama.

I’m starting to get over this cold… but the weekend is over… so let’s express our frustrations via haiku for you.

Start to feel better,
But Monday is a bummer.
Pluses/Minuses.

I decided to write today’s haiku for you after I had a brief coughing fit.

Sneezing and coughing.
This head cold is such a jerk.
On and on it goes.