Here’s today’s haiku for you…

Exercise is hard,
When you are in the office.
Make use of the stairs?

Today’s haiku for you is about my world travelin’ step kids.

Both kids traveling.
They are in the air right now.
Can’t help but worry.

Another health related haiku for you….

I’ve a paper cut.
Got it off a cardboard box.
Stings like a mutha.

Today’s haiku for you is brought to you by my current health status……..

Am I real tired,
Or is my blood sugar low?
Can’t tell the difference.

Today’s haiku is a follow up to the previous post where I bitched about our kitchen not being finished yet.

I miss my kitchen.
I want to make us some lunch.
Remember dinners?

The tile guy is here. The plumber hasn’t shown up yet. It’s 12:20pm.

Today’s haiku for you is brought to you by the contractor who has been here for a long, long, long time. It’s okay though. It’s going to totally be worth it.

Tile guy is still here,
13 hours and counting.
Don’t be annoyed, Rob

A haiku for you based on my current mood…

Stressing out stressing
out stressing out stressing out
stressing out stressing

At some point today I will try to write a post that doesn’t have anything to do with stressing out over the kitchen remodeling project. Not this time though. Here’s a haiku for you, inspired by IKEA and friends.

It’s barely started.
Tomorrow will be crazy.
So much stuff to do.

After two long weekends in a row, I write a haiku for you…

Working tomorrow.
No more long weekends for me.
What a bummer, right?

I haven’t posted a haiku in quite a while. How about one inspired by the previous post, where I mentioned we are preparing our kitchen for a serious remodel?

Why are you watching,
British travel videos?
You have work to do!

Get to work, Robert!