A haiku blog post about blog posts. The first of it’s kind on Earth? Could be.

Thought it would be fun,
To mess with some older posts.
But I fucked it up.

Remember the days,
Before fascism returned?
trump is a nazi.

Venezuela,
Was never ours to fuck with.
trump is a nazi.

Note: You have to pronounce Venezuela as if it were five syllables. Ven-eh-zu-eh-la.
I don’t think it matters though… you get the point, right? He’s so afraid of the epstein files that he overthrew a sovereign nation. Pedo-nazi slime.

Day after xmas,
What’s Boxing Day anyway?
We don’t have that one.

I have no idea,
What to ask Santa Claus for.
Just call me The Grinch.

Light snow on Tuesday,
Made me late to work Wednesday.
Already fed up.

Damn. It is snowing.
Mother Nature is a jerk.
She can kiss my ass.

There’s so much laundry,
How will we ever dig out,
From under the pile?