I weighed myself this morning. I thought I was down something like 240 pounds. Wow! Incredible! I stepped off the scale and stepped back on and it was the same number. Holy cow, I haven’t been this light since Junior High!

That’s when I noticed I accidentally hit the English/Metric switch. Oops.

I weighed myself a third time and I was exactly at my pre-surgery goal weight. Exactly. Precisely.

I guess they can chop me up now.

Note: This was my bathroom scale. I am guessing the number would have been like five pounds higher on the hospital’s scale. I mean, I will be wearing my watch and stuff when I weigh in on the hospital scale, right?