Talk About Me Behind My Back

Daily writing prompt
Tell us one thing you hope people say about you.

One thing? No. This one is going to be a nice, sarcastic list.

In no particular order…

  • He’s not an idiot
  • I wish I had red hair like his
  • He’s not the worst guitar player ever
  • He’s really tall (this one isn’t sarcastic)
  • I don’t feel dumber having talked to him
  • He has his staff’s back (this one isn’t sarcastic)
  • He seems like a good husband (this one isn’t sarcastic)
  • He seems like a good step father (this one isn’t sarcastic)
  • He doesn’t look too much like a surgically altered freak
  • I wonder if he hits his head on ceiling fans a lot
  • I am jealous of his electric guitar collection
  • Does the carpet match the drapes?

Any of those would be nice to hear about. Think away, my friends and neighbors! Happy thoughts!