I have a specific answer to this question that I am going to go with, but I am 52 years old and there have been a lot of things of historical importance that I’ve lived through. Unfortunately, most of them have been recent. May you live in interesting times, and all that cursed crap.
Here’s a short list of major events that I will not be talking about today.
- September 11, 2001
- January 6, 2021 coup d’etat led by the nazi who had just been ousted from the white house who has yet to face any consequences and is still somehow running for president again.
- November 2016 when the United States elected a nazi as president
- October 23, 1983 Marine barracks bombing in Beirut
- February 26, 1993 World Trade Center truck bomb
- The 2004 Boston Red Sox coming back from down 3-0 to the Yankees to win the American League Pennant and then go on to beat the Cardinals to end their 86 year World Series drought. Sorry… that’s probably only historically important for sports fans in Boston, but this list was getting pretty heavy and I wanted at least one happy memory to read about
- Nov 4, 1979 – Jan 20, 1981 Iranian hostage crisis, including the failed military attempt to rescue the hostages
- Barack Obama winning the 2008 presidential election. What a fantastic day that was. His inauguration a few months later still stands as one of the proudest moments of my life. Too bad the 2016 election and the 2021 insurrection had to spoil it.
- The supreme court legitimizing gay marriages. Another day where I was supremely proud of my country. Unfortunately it was spoiled by the overturning of Roe vs Wade.
- November 9, 1989 the day the Berlin Wall came down. I don’t recall exactly, but I may have shed a tear that day. What an amazing moment that was.
Okay, that’s a good list of honorable mentions, just off the top of my head. None of those are the event I am going to talk about, purely because I have an almost interesting side note to one major event that really isn’t that interesting but is just sort of a random coincidence (can a coincidence not be random?) that my sister and I experienced.
April 19, 1995 was the day that schmuck Timothy Mcveigh blew up the Alfred P. Murrah Federal Building in Oklahoma City. That was the first really devastating terrorist attack on US soil and look at that, it was carried about by someone who wasn’t a muslim… who woulda thunk. Ugh.
Anyway, my sister and I were on vacation in Washington, DC at the time. That morning we had plans to attend a White House tour. We arrived early at the staging area which if memory serves was outside and down the street a ways. We expected to go into the White House itself at around a specific time, but we sat there waiting and waiting and waiting. It seemed like we were there forever. Finally we were brought to the building and we went through the security screening. I had a back pack with me and they pulled me aside and gave my bag an extremely thorough search. I think I said something to the security guy screening my stuff but I can’t remember exactly. I can remember getting a really serious, scary, I’m-not-going-to-have-to-shoot-you-in-the-head-am-I? kinda look from the guy. Woah, calm down. I’m just a red head from Boston. I am nothing to worry about.
A few hours later we were at the Washington monument and we finally got the news. A government building in Oklahoma had been blown up and tons of people were dead. Terrorism in the United States. Ah, so that’s why the security guy looked like he wanted to kill me where I stood. The guy knew what was going on and was EXTREMELY on edge. I tip my hat to him for keeping his head and not ending me over some stupid comment I may or may not have made. Thanks security guy. I totally understand your point of view.
So there you have it. I have taken a major historical event and made it all about me. You’re welcome.
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