My approach to budgeting is to lose track of everything, blow all of my money without realizing it, and then have to use credit to bail myself out of financial trouble.
Fortunately for my incompetent, dumb-ass self, my wife was an accountant before she was a software super hero and she handles our budgeting. Thanks to her immense brain we are doing okay, but there is never enough for everything that needs to be done at any given moment. I mean after yesterday’s court ruling in his fraud case even a certain orange pile of fascist goo is going to open a go fund me campaign to raise about 350 million dollars. Things are tough all over.

That is supposed to be a Jedi Knight working on his budget. I’ll buy that.