VP debate night.
Robert will not be watching.
Nazis piss me off.

It’s been a tick, right?
Haiku used to be a thing.
I should bring them back.

I said to my wife this morning, why can’t we be Elves from Lord of the Rings and just live for thousands of years?

It’s been a rough week.
It will get worse tomorrow.
Let’s all hang in there.

Dad’s having a day.
I’ll go and check in on him.
I hope all is well.

The ice cream maker,
Is doing it’s thing right now.
Homemade stuff is cool.

The ticket’s complete.
Harris and Walz, ’24.
Let’s be fascist-free.

It’s been a while…

A haiku free zone,
For a couple of weeks now.
Roaring back to life.

A haiku for you about a question that I ask myself most afternoons.

Exhausted again.
I wonder what it feels like,
Not being tired.

Call this a Working Man’s Haiku-for-You.

Three hours to go,
Before I can head back home.
Let’s beat this work day!

Oh hello there, haiku milestone? Hey, is the plural of haiku, haikus? Asking for a milestone haiku (see below).

Two Hundred Haiku.
Are we sick of this stuff yet?
Naw, let’s do some more!