I haven’t posted a haiku in quite a while. How about one inspired by the previous post, where I mentioned we are preparing our kitchen for a serious remodel?

Why are you watching,
British travel videos?
You have work to do!

Get to work, Robert!

I could use a nap.
I’m having one of those days.
More like a whole week.

(generate an image of a tired old jedi knight)

How about a home improvement planning haiku for you?

IKEA tonight?
Making plans for the kitchen,
Like two crazy folks.

Having a weird day.
Not sure why things are so odd.
What’s a boy to do?

Today is my wife’s birthday!

Today is the day,
We spend celebrating you.
Happy birthday, Jen!

Today’s haiku for you is political, inspired by this article:

Trump has no immunity from Jan. 6 prosecution, appeals court rules

No immunity.
No one is above the law.
Loser once again.

Today’s haiku for you is brought to you by fantasizing about home improvement projects.

Do we paint the house?
Do we do vinyl siding?
How ’bout the kitchen?

Today’s haiku for you is about our weekend plans.

Going to Vermont.
Someone’s having a birthday.
The big twenty-one!

I feel like I’ve been working for 17 hours today but it’s only been six. The discontinuity calls for a haiku for you…

It’s the shortest month,
But today feels extra long.
Confused as always.

Today’s haiku is like everything else in my tiny little brain on the last day of January… it’s about the first day of February and the RPM Challenge… again. Sorry. I get a smidge obsessed this time of year.

Need some new ideas.
Have to write a bunch of songs.
Want to start right now.