Planning for the next couple of days…………

Musical weekend.
We all need it to happen.
Play your guitar, Rob!

I have a work project due tomorrow. Today I was too busy to work on it.

Shit.

A busy work day.
Balls to the wall all day long.
Ate up all my time.

My city’s 4th of July fireworks show was supposed to happen tonight, even though the 4th of July was two days ago. It was cancelled due to the weather forecast which apparently turned out to be dead wrong. This installment of Haiku for You is brought to you by whichever of our neighbors it is who is lighting off fireworks in their yard at 9:45pm.

Why do I still hear,
These neighborhood fireworks?
The 4th is over!

Food for thought, haiku style, on the day after the supreme court fucked us…

Our society,
Crumbling before our eyes.
Fuck, let’s eat pizza.

I highly personal, self reflecting haiku for you inspired by a conversation I just had with my wife regarding dinner plans for tonight.

Sometimes I’m lazy.
I don’t like it but it’s true.
I just need to flake.

It’s been a long day,
And there is no end in sight.
I could use a nap.

I haven’t done a haiku for you in ages! Let’s do one to celebrate the start of the heatwave.

Very hot outside.
Spontaneous combustion…
It could be a thing.

Today’s haiku for you is brought to you buy the bird house with the clear back wall that I had stuck to the window near my work-from-home desk.

Bird house disaster.
The window house has fallen.
Failure all around.

To clarify, the bird house was completely ignored for weeks. Today, while I was on a conference call, a bird finally noticed it and tried to land on the perch…

…and it immediately fell off the window.

Vacation is close.
I can practically taste it.
Can we leave right now?

It’s about time for another hockey haiku for you, what with game six of the second round playoff series between the glorious Boston Bruins and the vile Florida Panthers happening tonight…

Will the captain play?
Will Swayman be a brick wall?
So many questions.