See the cute kitty?

Of course you do, she’s adorable.

Do you see the treadmill in the background? What do you notice about it?

I’m not on it. That’s what you should notice. I’m not on it… again.

The Bruins look so bad tonight that Ms Patches can’t stand to look any longer.

Patches is not impressed with the NHL Winter Classic. Partly because Chicago isn’t losing, but partly because Billy Idol is effin’ awful.

Patches is not impressed.

Someone’s being quite the annoying little psycho hose beast today.

In the most adorable way.

She’s probably curious about what that giant truck was doing in front of our house. She’s not going to know what hit her when the bathroom remodeling actually starts.

Patches: Watching Friends.