I heard that there was white smoke in Rome today. This was my first response:

If they announce that it's trump, I'm moving to Mars.

— Rob (@robj1971.bsky.social) 2025-05-08T16:26:27.819Z

Turns out the new pope is an American. Weird, huh? Dude’s going to speak English with an accent that I can understand. Too bad I’m not catholic anymore. It might mean something to me if I were.

Here’s a cat to celebrate:

Here’s another cat to keep celebrating. The new pope stole the thunder from my birthday. What a jerk. At least he’s not maga. Civilization has that going for it, I guess.