She's the proud mother of a kindergarten graduate.

This is a weed growing in front of our house. It's 3 feet tall and
has the sharpest, longest, most terrifying thorns in the entire plant
kingdom.

I need an axe to deal with this sucker.

Now I am a good boy, I would never do anything like hack my phone to allow for the new MMS and Tethering capabilities to work without AT&T’s consent…

But some people might…

and if one of those people should be reading this post, here’s a link from macrumors that gives some suggestions.

Enjoy

This is a forums page from macrumors.com listing off a slew of new features.

Continue to enjoy.

I know I am getting mentally slower in my old age, but I’m not that slow.

When lunch costs $3.85 and you pay with a five dollar bill you are entitled to a one dollar bill, a nickel, and a dime in return.

Hey cafe check out guy, where’s my nickel and dime!

Lunch time change stiff averted, thank you very much. (he said whilst rubbing two coins together)

My commute today wasn’t any longer than normal. Why then did it piss me off so very, very much?

My step son (I finally get to say that without qualifying it!) is sick today. He left school yesterday with a temperature. I feel so bad for him. His kindergarten graduation is tomorrow. I hope he’s well enough by then to participate. He had so much fun at the preschool graduation last year I would hate to see him have to miss this one.

Woman A: Is your game more than an hour?

Woman B: No. We're here for an hour and a half.

Fat Red Head in Business Casual Attire: Ummmm

I have it. iPhone OS 3.0. It took some hoop jumping, but I have it. I sent Jen a text, typed in landscape mode, and an email, also typed in landscape mode with most of the text cut and then pasted back.

I’m not sure the clip board carries over between applications. That could very well suck. We shall see.

I found this posted on twitter somewhere: How to Use the Best 40 Features of iPhone 3.0, from iSmashPhone.

Enjoy kiddies! Supposedly it will be available at 1:00pm Eastern time, or 10:00am Pacific time.

Yippeeee!