Last weekend my step daughter celebrated her 16th birthday. Unfortunately for me and my beloved, brilliant, gorgeous, amazing wife, last weekend was a dad weekend so we didn’t get to celebrate it with her.
This weekend is a mom weekend so we have declared today 16th Birthday Day (celebrated). My beloved Jennifer has booked a couple of adventures for the day but we don’t know what they are. Surprises abound!
I can’t wait!
The Washington Post reports that Jared Kushner, the first son-in-law, tried to set up a secret communication channel with the Kremlin. Yeah. So if that’s true, does that rate as outright treason? I’m no lawyer, but it sure smells like treason to me.
Again, I’m no lawyer, but isn’t treason a capital crime? As in, punishable by death? I don’t believe that what this fascist little shit is accused of warrants death. A shit load of jail time, sure. Death, no.
Still, let’s say the worst happens and the President’s daughter’s husband is executed for selling his country to the Russians. What would the main fascist piece of shit do? I think he’d see it as an opportunity. Given that he considers his daughter to be a choice piece of ass I think he would sign an executive order forcing ABC to name Ivanka as The Bachelorette.
It could happen.
I was running around like a nut today, all kinds of busy, getting stuff done, meeting deadlines. My mind was wandering and I really wasn’t paying attention, but when the thought, “it’s been a long day” popped into my head I had to stop and assess the situation.
I looked at my watch. 5:50am. I had literally only been awake for 50 minutes and I was already thinking that it’s been a long day.
That is a bad sign, right? I am in serious trouble today, for sure.
At least it’s the last day before a long weekend, and the kids are at our house for the whole thing.
Bright side, babie. Bright side!
I finally got around to watching season 2 of Ash vs Evil Dead. I just finished the finale.
No spoilers but…
The single greatest chainsaw on chainsaw battle in the history of cinema.
When does season 3 start???
Mr Weber’s debut.
Oh hey, is that a Weber on our fancy patio that also has a rug?
I knew putting together a Webber would be tough, but this is crazy!
Three chairs, a love seat, a table, a deck box that isn’t big enough to store all of the cushions. Still waiting on another table and a gazebo. Tomorrow’s project is putting together the new gas grill.
Taking this out of the garage for the first time is like admitting defeat.
Still pretty put off about the second chair, but this is a start.
Still to come: two different chairs, another table, and at some point down the road a gazebo. Hey Home Depot, where the hell is our gazebo?
