Taglines? Nope

Daily writing prompt
If humans had taglines, what would yours be?

I would not have a tagline or a catch phrase or anything like that. Nope, not me.

The best I could do would be to steal something from a movie, a book, or a song. I’m not interesting or important enough for anything more than that.

  • “There can be only one” from Highlander
  • “Lookin’ real good” from Better off Dead
  • “I have a bad feeling about this” from Star Wars
  • “No kitty, that’s a bad kitty!” from South Park
  • Literally every line from Spaceballs
  • Literally every line from Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
  • “Spinning, whirling, still descending
    Like a spiral sea, unending!
    Sound and fury drowns my heart
    Every nerve is torn apart!” from a little ditty by Rush

You know, something like that. Something subtle, right?