So Much Hate

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What tattoo do you want and where would you put it?
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Spoiler alert, I am probably going to swear a lot in this post. You’ve been warned.

I hate tattoos. I really hate them. I really fucking hate them. My wife has one, but she got it before we met and I immediately taught myself to not be bothered by it. It wasn’t hard for me to do because she’s amazing and I am crazy about her. Crazy enough to barely even see her tattoo. Her tattoo is okay by me. Every other tattoo….

I fucking loathe tattoos. I can’t state that strongly enough. I hate tattoos as much as I hate fascists. I hate tattoos as much as I hate the maga cult. I hate tattoos almost as much as I hate the New York Yankees. That’s a lot of hate.

I mean I really… fucking… hate… tattoos. I really fucking hate tattoos. Are you picking up what I am putting down? I hate them… a lot.

So no, I don’t want a fucking tattoo. No, I am not planning on getting a fucking tattoo. I am not going to scar my skin with a permanent mark that looks like mud that will never, ever wash off. No. Fuck tattoos. I am never getting a fucking tattoo.

My wife’s tattoo is okay by me. Every other tattoo? No fucking way.

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6 thoughts on “So Much Hate”

  1. I used to feel the same way. Until I discovered a word that I wanted with me at all times as a reminder. I had it tattooed on my left wrist where I can see it as a reminder to be thankful for all the little things. I probably won’t get any more, though.

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  3. Wow, I didn’t know tattoos can set someone off so hard!!! A trip to a tattoo parlor must be nothing short of a Japanese horror movie for you. Ring of ink on the skin, or grudge against the needle. I was having a long and tiring day but this post made me smile and take a break. Thanks.

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