(Non) Daily Haiku for You #128

After calling in sick with huge stomach pain issues on Friday, how are we doing on this Monday?

Back at work today,
Stomach still acting funny.
Knock it off, you jerk.

No pain like last week, but still not 100% right. Lots of churning and bubbling. I feel like if I try to fart I might launch into low-Earth orbit. It’s one of those days.

Too much information?

4 thoughts on “(Non) Daily Haiku for You #128

  1. Never TMI!
    On those kinds of days (I have some intense food intolerances), I intentionally used the bathroom & toilet that backed onto the executive conference room!!

    Any chance it’s covid or flu?

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