Billboard

Daily writing prompt

If you had a freeway billboard, what would it say?

This one is going to need a list, babie! Here we go!

My potential billboard messages would include the following…

Nazis are evil. Stop being/supporting/collaborating with nazis.
Fascism is un-American. MAGA is fascism. Do the math.
The January 6th insurrectionists are guilty of both being terrorists and committing treason.
Life sentences for insurrectionists.
Pro January 6th = pro terrorism and pro treason.
Democracy Good. MAGA Bad.
Trust Science.
Science is real.
Science is accurate.
Science is reality. Religion is fan fiction.
Toxic science fiction fandom is idiotic. Grow the fuck up, children.
I am head over heels in love with my wife, Jen.
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine is better than you remember.
The Star Wars prequels and sequels are both bad, but they are not that bad. Get over it.
Tom Baker is still the best Doctor
Zack Snyder needs to cut back on the slow motion. Seriously, bro.
Kodak needs to try lowering film prices for a change.
Wear a mask and wash your hands.

Okay… 18 potential billboards written out in about five minutes, all off the top of my head. I could probably come up with 100 more if I spent a little time thinking about it. No, we’ll stop here. Maybe I’ll add a second post with more later (but probably not).

Enjoy, my gentle readers and only friends.*

*I am not sure when I combined Stephen King’s “gentle readers” line with A Clockwork Orange’s, “oh my brothers and only friends” but it’s sort of working for me.