Talk About Me Behind My Back

Daily writing prompt

Tell us one thing you hope people say about you.

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One thing? No. This one is going to be a nice, sarcastic list.

In no particular order…

• He’s not an idiot
• I wish I had red hair like his
• He’s not the worst guitar player ever
• He’s really tall (this one isn’t sarcastic)
• I don’t feel dumber having talked to him
• He has his staff’s back (this one isn’t sarcastic)
• He seems like a good husband (this one isn’t sarcastic)
• He seems like a good step father (this one isn’t sarcastic)
• He doesn’t look too much like a surgically altered freak
• I wonder if he hits his head on ceiling fans a lot
• I am jealous of his electric guitar collection
• Does the carpet match the drapes?

Any of those would be nice to hear about. Think away, my friends and neighbors! Happy thoughts!