(Sort of Almost) Daily Haiku for You #86

Today’s haiku for you is inspired by a TV show on AppleTV+ that I started watching the other day.

I changed my mind because the haiku I came up with was a smidge spoilery and I didn’t want to ruin a show for anyone, even though it’s been out for over a year. I have to come up with something else. This one is about a show my wife is watching as I sit here typing this.

Golden Bachelor,
Doing the fantasy suites.
Let’s watch old folks screw.