Please forgive this TMI post. It tells way too much about who I am and where my mental state currently exists.

Also, I phrase the TMI statement in the form of a question but it is meant to be a rhetorical question. Please don’t respond with an answer. Pretty please. While I share too much personal information, it should not compel you, dear reader, to do the same.

Is there anything worse than having to take a shit while you’re working in The office?

I mean, really?