- Little Girl : [looking at a Magic Eye poster] Wow. It’s a schooner.
- Willam Black : Ha ha ha ha. You dumb bastard. It’s not a schooner… it’s a Sailboat.
- Little Boy : A schooner IS a sailboat stupid head!
- Willam Black : [becoming enraged] You know what? There is NO Easter Bunny! Over there, that’s just a guy in a suit!
Inside the Red Head's Head 