Barking Up the Wrong Tree

Someone is barking up the wrong tree in a big way. I received a hand written letter in the mail yesterday. It came with this:

The mother effin’ Watch Tower. The Jehovas Witnesses are trying to recruit me.

They have about a 0.00% chance of roping me into the cult. I mean if you want to start a cult for Rush fans, like a real cult and not just calling it a “cult following” then maybe you could get me, but otherwise?

Nope. Not happening.

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