I’ll try not to do this all day today, but here is a random birthday thought.
Why is the focus on the person who was born and not on the mother who gave birth to him/her?
People wish me a happy birthday and that’s nice and I appreciate it and all, but my mother did all of the work. All I did was use my already gigantically fat head to try to tear her a new one and then after it was over all I did was cry. My mother did all of the actual work. Why do mothers get overlooked on their childrens’ birthdays? It’s down right criminal.
So Happy My Birthday, Mom.