Mission: Impossible

How did you spend your lunch break today?

My company gives us food for Christmas.  We can get a turkey (in one of three sizes, one of which is kosher) or a ham or a lasagna (two sauce options and a veggie option).  I always want the turkey, but there is a problem.  We don’t have a lot of freezer space in the house.  If I get a turkey we pretty much have to cook it right away and that’s really tough to do around Christmas time.

Yesterday was Christmas gift day.  I left it outside last night because it was blistering cold and there was no way that birdy was going to thaw.  Today I spent my lunch break dealing with our freezer.  There was a ton of stuff in there and not a lot of room.  I wanted to see if I could clear enough space for the turkey.

Did I ever!

Can I get a hallelujah, people?  How did you spend your lunch break?  I bet you weren’t as ass kickingly productive as I.