Holiday Stress? Already?

It’s November 16th and I’m already starting to feel the holiday stress.  Why?  What is wrong with me?

I’ve got all this stuff going on.  Thanksgiving is coming but there are other things too.  We have the college girl coming home, we have that reunion gig thing.  There’s also a concert that I bought tickets for and then thought I couldn’t go to and then found out I could but I don’t know if anyone gave my ticket away or not so I still don’t know if I can go even though I can go if I can go, get it?

(sigh) I love Thanksgiving and I love Christmas and I love spending time with my family more than anything…

…but can we just go straight to Summer instead?