The Boston Bruins are currently undefeated for the 19/20 NHL season. Bliss! Now they just need to keep this streak going for 81 more regular season and 16 playoff games. We might as well etch their names on the Stanley Cup today. They’ve got this thing pretty much wrapped up!
note: if they lose game two on Saturday I’ll probably be thrown into a massive depression. That’s how it is with Boston sports fans. I mean, I don’t follow football at all, but I know the Patriots are 4-0 right now. Should they lose this weekend it’s guaranteed there will be a long parade of Pats fans lining up to hurl themselves off the Tobin bridge and into sweet oblivion. We tend to take shit like this seriously here in Boston. You’ve been warned.